le musée
des
beaux-arse
My good friend Bill Clinton recently asked me "Why assholes Larry?".
I replied "Because they're
there dear boy, because
they're there. I should have thought you of all people
would understand that Bill."
Welcome to my arse museum. This collection is the
result of my life's work. Gathered from the four corners
of the earth and displayed here for the first time is the
finest selection of celebrity sphincters in existence.
There are a few holes in my anus line-up but i hope to
have them filled very soon.
Take a scroll through the museum and enjoy my many
arses...
Laurence Mucus-Membrane
